Rainforest jasper.

Today ladies and gentlemen I had a thought, as I often do. This thought was blossomed from another thought and that thought blossomed from another, as one often does. That is how i think. this particular thought bloomed from the flower that is this blog. What Is the purpose of this blog? How can it be better than than those amazing spicks who get the fuck out of their cars while it's still running.

I mean jesus how do you top that?

The answer true believers is the truth. To speak only the truth about our fucked fucked fucked world from the intimate personal truth to the grandious global truth.

Now the truth will always set you free yet it can also SLAP YOU LIKE A BITCH! Which is why people lie on a day to day basis, and don't kid yourself people, you lie.

And I know liars. I know liars because I'm a liar in every sense of the word. I am the absolute KING of bullshit. I have lied blatantly to ALL friends, family, loved ones. From the lil harmless white ones to the I'm sleeping with with my best friends girlfriend ones. I once told a girl that I caught the previous girlfriend in the act of sleeping with another man with the intention of gaining sympathy points. I once stole from my own mother to buy Weed and then told her in her eyes with the confidence of jesus himself, "nay mother I have not seen your R100 note that was in your purse, perhaps it was the nigros." I have bullshat my way through many conversations.

But in the words of good ol memphis slim; Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.
You lie every day, every time a fellow human being says howdy do you say "I'm fine, I'm great, I'm awesuuuum."

that is the biggest lie of them is it not? Because the world isn't fine is it? It's fucked up and if it is fucked up and you live on it, I hate to break it to you, but when you said "I AM FUCKING SUPER DUPER ELLENUPER". That may have been a little bit of a lie.

"Kai, you king of fools and lord of gays! We lie for the sake of tact, who wants to know our boggles when they are so involved in their own. I risk not the expression of my trauma should i risk it falling apon the deaf ears of the insincere."

There is little sincerity in this world, thats why true sincerity is so so beautiful as it it is rare.

Which leads me back to the purpose of this post, this blog and perhaps this life. To only speak and express the truth, and as that is an impossibility in real life to at least do it on thecockfighters cause If the truth does one thing well, it makes for interesting reading.

Lets talk about censorship for a second

Let it be known, my last blog was both funny and accurate. But it ruffled some feathers and was censored. Let it be know from now on I'm not holding back and if that means you might get a finger wagging from some crazy person that happens to rule your life then you best brace yourself. otherwise for god sake don't get mad. get even.

Lock up your daughters and i'll fuck your sons!

Yes
yes
YES
YES
YES!
OHMYFUCKIINGGODAAARRRRRRAAAHYESSS!
(Splat)

Yes true believers I just ejaculated sticky white glee all over your eyes and face right through the monitor!

Why you ask?

The answer my dear reader is simply this. Right now you are on the knife edge!
On one side you have some of the most profoundly challenging, intellectual and humourous musings this side of Betelgeuse.
And on the other side you have the vast, dank, turd n viper infested pit of literary redundancy (ala the Joule, S.A's first turdmobile)

So without further ado i give you the masterminds behind this awesome foursome
Presenting (Insert massive orgy of applause here. Uh uh uh clap uh clap clap uh)

The ever Shirtless, Philip "I drive woman to lesbianism" Kramer

The foxweasel formerly known as, Ian "I'm not emo.... if you label me i'll weep" Jepson

The ever hard, Geoff "have sex with me..... pretty please" Newmarch

And lastly but not leastly,
The gunslinging, Harp wailing, cockfighting, mud wrestling, golden child of a man!
KAI "my friends will all hate me after this" CURTEIS!

ARRRRGH!
(Splat)

Enjoy the show

Blast from the Past

Once apon a damn time, it could be said that we had a bit of a blog war. Nocternal Fist vs Team Cockrocket.
Now things have changed as Phil said, though I don't think I really grew up.
So how do I top Ian's post?
Do I post a comic of my own? Or do I just post about some random crap I found on the internet.
To be sure I'll probably do both.


That was done when I was still mucking around with the sims and photoshop.
Anyways, I was cruising the interweb and I found this.

Its called a Joule, its been designed by the guy who did a whole lot of Jags, who happens to be South Afican and its going to be made in South Africa. So you could say its a all South African car made by a South African company. Whats more, its its actually a hybrid car, meaning you should get good mileage out of the car, provided you accelerate gently, keep your foot off the brakes and swerve out of the way of obsticales in order to maintain your speed. Other than that, I don't think it looks half bad. Maybe I'll even buy one if they turn out to be half decient and
moderately priced. And there's plenty of time to save up for one as they supposed to be launched in 2010. And if you've had enough of this country and have since moved away, don't frett, the buggers will export them maybe in 2011.
Read more about it here, but I've said all the important bits.

Later
~Geoff

Last Night

Tequila Sunrise Redux

First off, I'd just like to say welcome. Goddamnit, welcome!

As you can see, things have changed around here, we're a little older, a little wiser. We have jobs now.

Oh yeah.

You may have noticed, (if you can still concentrate after reading all that sweet sweet info) that we're a little empty at the moment. But soon, it'll be back to all the whoring you know you loved and didn't pay for.

It's nice to be back.

Peace out.