I really do wish I was joking...

It's ridiculous just how many times I've hit myself in the face with my headphones.

It fucking hurts.

Why can't our governors be like this?

Eosh!

Kai Curteis Freelance Badass

Well gentlemen i have finally done it. With The significant expance of clientele I have become busy enough to be highly regarded as a freelance badass. Basically I have become a lower to mid level film industry tour de force. Work involves freelance camera assisting, editing, production assisting, Director assisting. This is the direction you take when you are in no way explicitly remarkable or talented enough get by on your own creative expertise, but rather the direction where you plod along with nothing but your own passion, diligence, work ethic and a friendly yet suck-upy demenour mixed with a mammoth amount of uncertainty as to which work set i should specialise in. This is what being a nepatismic child of the film undustry/red n yellow drop out has got me. And i'm only 23. And with all this work I should be able to live out my dream as wildlife cinematographer spending my days in the wild, filming wild dog hunts and doing taichi with my superhot, veterinarian, gameranger, confectionary baker, life partner. The reason for "life partner", who would be female you stupid fucks, is because i don't believe in the constricting constitution of marriage, and niether would she. we'd live in a fantastic tree house, like that one in Living in the land of the lost. what a great show. If there were still dinosaurs i'd definately film dino documentaries. that would be sweet. My treehouse would connect via wooden suspension bridge to a massive collections of other treehouses who's occupants would be a community of wookies and ewoks and whatever species of alien yoda is.

kai out.