Lock up your daughters and i'll fuck your sons!

Yes
yes
YES
YES
YES!
OHMYFUCKIINGGODAAARRRRRRAAAHYESSS!
(Splat)

Yes true believers I just ejaculated sticky white glee all over your eyes and face right through the monitor!

Why you ask?

The answer my dear reader is simply this. Right now you are on the knife edge!
On one side you have some of the most profoundly challenging, intellectual and humourous musings this side of Betelgeuse.
And on the other side you have the vast, dank, turd n viper infested pit of literary redundancy (ala the Joule, S.A's first turdmobile)

So without further ado i give you the masterminds behind this awesome foursome
Presenting (Insert massive orgy of applause here. Uh uh uh clap uh clap clap uh)

The ever Shirtless, Philip "I drive woman to lesbianism" Kramer

The foxweasel formerly known as, Ian "I'm not emo.... if you label me i'll weep" Jepson

The ever hard, Geoff "have sex with me..... pretty please" Newmarch

And lastly but not leastly,
The gunslinging, Harp wailing, cockfighting, mud wrestling, golden child of a man!
KAI "my friends will all hate me after this" CURTEIS!

ARRRRGH!
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Enjoy the show