Friday, December 5, 2008

Just quickly.

Kai: Why have you not shaved your face for this audition?

Bearded male model ala fuckface: I had NO Idea that we have to shave.

Kai: Do you know what the product is?

Bearded fuckface: Um, nivea... aftershave... balm.....?

That is what happens when all you need to do your job is a virgin active gym membership.

6 comments:

the foxweasel said...

we need to convert your studio into a hidden camera show.

Geoff said...

we could call the show, "Sunset Studio" with the tag line, "where some shine, and others disappear under the ocean." Or something.

Phil said...

Shit, Sunset Studio is a GREAT name!

Matthew said...

Watch Sunset Tan. On E!.

Kai said...

I donno, Sunset studio sound like a hidden camera porno to me.

Phil said...

A GREAT hidden camera porno.