Monday, December 1, 2008

You Know You Had a Hard Night When...

This morning, I woke up-

and a fucking fly flew out of my mouth.

I'm not even kidding.

I scrubbed my tongue like I'd just licked a chunk of plutonium.

*sigh*

Peace out.

2 comments:

Geoff said...

Reminds me of Kung Pow.

Phil said...

My fucking life is a re-enactment of Kung Pow.

"We trained him wrong, as a joke!"